Sunday, May 22, 2011

Need a Diaper?

Bradley just looked at me, very serious, and says, "Mommy, did you poop on yourself?"
-February 27, 2011

Not likely

Me: Bradley, why is Isaiah's back wet?
Bradley: Cause he go pee-pee in his diaper and it go splash on his back...
-March 11, 2011

Chewbacca

While sick with a stomach virus, Bradley says, "Mommy, I chew up."

-March 13, 2011

Crazy married

Bradley asked, 
"Mommy, are you married?"
then a few minutes later asks, 
"Are you crazy?"

Go,Go Power Rangers

Bradley: "Mommy, I'm a Power Ranger, I am."

Weird Noises

Bradley got up to go use the bathroom, stops by our bedroom and says ''Why is daddy making that noise?''(Snoring!)

April Fools

On March 19th...
Thanks to whoever or whatever told Bradley about April Fool's Day... He is running around the house screaming, "PAPERFULL!"

Bad brother!

Bradley while playing with Isaiah, "No, you bein' bad!"

What's that noise?

Bradley: "Mommy, it's tunder!"

Not #1

Jason says to Bradley, "you're my number one guy." and Bradley says "you're my number 59 guy!"

Presenting number Eleventeen

The number of the day is brought to you by Bradley. Eleventeen.

Where's Bradley?

While showing Bradley our wedding pictures he noticed he wasn't in any of them and asked "did you take me to mamaw's house then have this wedding?"

Bribery?

After hearing Jason and I talking about cleaning house, Bradley came up to me and said, "for fifty bucks I'll clean my room."

Rest My Eyes

Bradley sighs and says, "I gotta go to bed and rest my eyes."

New Phone Number

After repeating our phone number over and over, Bradley finally repeats it on his own...

Then I ask him later, "Bradley, what's your phone number?"


He replies, "Six Eighty."

Don't eat your brother please...

After telling Bradley that he is so cute I could just eat him up Bradley says,
"I'm gonna eat Isaiah."
Sigh. We don't eat brothers.